(All from Father’s Day ads in this morning’s San Francisco Chronicle):

• Breitling Chronomat Evolution watch (Tourneau, $5,235)
• Spring sportswear for misses (Macy’s, 30% off)
• 5 gallons of paint (Lowe’s, $10 off)
• 4 piece carpet set (Sears, $9.99)
• Toddler’s sundress (Kohl’s, 50% off)
• Howard Stern show subscription (Sirius, $12.95 per month)